Patrick Antosh's Scenester Files

Music Scene: To Be More Famous Than I Am! --Madonna

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8 Simple Rules for Dressing Your Friends
By: Anne Cautious

I love to go out and put on some funky clothes. I mean really, don’t we all? 

Unfortunately there are some people in need of help in this area, either that or a personal shopper!  I mean honestly. Do these people not have friends? Even a stylish gay friend or two? Or one they can borrow? What are they thinking?

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Fashion Freeze
By: Miss Raquel

Let me start this off plain and simple every charity event has a purpose; to make money for the charity and the organization that puts on the event. It’s the execution which can make or break the brand, image and donations of the charity.

This year’s annual 2007 Fashion Cares (FC) event, which I refer to as Fashion Freeze changed a couple of hands within the organization and how they ran this year’s event.

To put it bluntly, I’m pissed!

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Feet Workin' for Pendulum
By: Mary Jane

If you drive too quickly down Adelaide you’ll miss Footwork. I’ve been to Footwork a half-dozen or so times and I still had to map quest leaving to catch Theory’s presentation of Pendulum, one of the hottest and most well-known D’n’B acts in the world today.

I know I found the place due to the hard pumping sounds of opener DJ D-Syfa. With an impressive mastery over the mixer, plenty of original tunes and a real talent for mixing chillingly beautiful vocal tracks with dark, Techy bone shakers (not to mention his eye catching good looks), D-syfa really connected with the crowd early on as the bar began rapidly filling up.

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The Purist, Freaky Flow
By: Mary Jane

DJ/producer Freaky Flow was born in Philadelphia and later move to Toronto with his parents as a young child. In his teens, Flow secured himself a set of decks and has been dropping sexy tunes ever since.

He’s played on four continents. Mixed and produced some of Canada’s top selling Drum and Bass (D’n’B) compilations, as well as countless original tunes.

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Destiny: Together as One
By: Mary Jane

I am consistently amazed by all the ignorant people out there who think they know the first thing about the rave scene, and appear to take immense pleasure in telling die-hard partiers like myself the scene is dead. These particular buzz-killers are sometimes "Candy Ravers" who went to a handful of raves 10 years ago with rainbow coloured beads up to their elbows, 32” phat pants and a Rainbow Brite pacifier lodged between their clenching jaws.

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8 Simple Rules for Being a Fag Hag
By: Anne Cautious

So, you wanna be a fag hag do you? Are you a fag hag in training? A fruit fly? Or are you just interested in jumping head on into the primordial ooze/bliss of fag hagdom? It’s a scary place and a path upon which one must proceed with caution. Fags can be such touchy bitches!

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Muffin Tops – Friend, Foe Or The Truth Exposed?
By: The Fashion Bitch

Muffin tops - once a sweet, tasty, crusty opening to an otherwise bland baked good - were oh so worshipped back in the day. Worshipped so much a whole episode of Seinfeld was dedicated to these mouth watering morsels, with Seinfeld and the gang even opening a store dedicated to them.  Oh how times have changed. 

Don’t be fooled my friends! Many years later, a new strain of muffin top lurks among us.  A horrible offence to not only to good taste, but to good fashion, is occurring and even you may have been a culprit.  I’m talking about the fashion muffin top. 

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Fashion Rant – The Stench of Patchouli Oil
By: Zelda Knows

They, who ever they are, make perfume for a reason. Essential oils on the other hand are made for massage oils, face and body care, homeopathic remedies and for medical reasons and are not to be worn as perfume!

I can smell this stench from a mile away who is wearing Patchouli! For this where my real rant lies. For the love of God wear Exclamation! If you must, although it’s still vile, it smells ten times better!

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