SCENESTER SECRET NIGHTS

G'Day Toronto Surf's Up! Sydney Foam Party
By: Diana Lee

When the Australian's put on a party mate, they don't hold anything back--erecting a gigantic dome in the middle of Toronto’s Dundas Square into what looked like the Sydney Opera from the outside. 

Once you defied a nipple hardening frigid Canadian winter's night and stepped into the lush interior of this Australian biosphere, the throbbing fun beats of DJ Jason Forbes along with a mesmerizing lightshow simulating a wall to wall Australian beach scene had you grooving and stripping off all your clothes to show your pasty white butt.

Hosted by Aussie hottie Josh Zepps (take off your shirt!) and Toronto's premiere drag diva Sofonda Cox and her friends Faryn Height, Miss Conception and others channeled Aussie super divas like Kylie Minogue and Olivia Newton John to keep the crowd slipping and sliding.

The crown jewel of this breathtaking party was an arena full of foam piped in from the ceiling and like a massive white tidal wave, it eventually enveloped the scantily clad crowd waiting to wash their sins away so they could sin some more.  Who knows what devilish delights awaited many a hot boy who entered the foam never to be found again… (Maybe the dingoes ate your
boyfriend!)

I personally kept my distance... Hun; let’s just say foam and water is NOT a T-girl's friend! The bubble's runneth over and so did my mascara.